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    <title>kapusok mo</title>
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    <description>we speak in tongues therefore we are CINEMASTERS</description>
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      <title>the UP CINEMA Prophecies</title>
      <link>http://upcinema.blogdrive.com/archive/7.html</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2006 06:37:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Ten years na ang nakalipas. Andito kaming lahat, mga pioneer members ng UP CINEMA, sa kasal ni Gail Llanto--isang sikat na socialite dahil Socio major siya--at ni Julius Maraya, isang rockstar turned falling star na nagsimula sa pagiging rockstar impersonator. Naandun na sila sa altar, ang bride may balak yatang maging Runaway Bride.
Nasa bandang kanan si Nina Reyes, isang photographer ng mga pagkain, na nagmamadali nang umuwi kahit di pa nagsisimula ang &quot;I do&quot;-han. Nga pala, maid of honor si Irene Ladignon na hanggang ngayon ay di pa rin makamove-on sa pagiging Ashtee Danaya at binalot ng... (more)</description>
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      <title>YOU KNOW THEY'RE CINEMASTERS...</title>
      <link>http://upcinema.blogdrive.com/archive/6.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 19:27:31 GMT</pubDate>
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&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Magaganda, pretty, hot
&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Gwapo, asteeg, heartthrob
&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Tambays in the film lobby
&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Pictures forever, until battery or memory space runs out
&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Spies on many crushes in Koreans, apps, co-mems and professors
&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Makes singhot, singa, ubo, or all at once all the time
&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Sakit each other physically
&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Speaks in tongues
&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Hugs one another
&amp;gt;&amp;gt; Eats forever
&amp;gt;&amp;gt; No intellectual discussions, only panlilibak
&amp;gt;&amp;gt; You just know they are.</description>
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      <title>THE AYN DIMAYA’S RULES TO LIVE BY</title>
      <link>http://upcinema.blogdrive.com/archive/5.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 19:19:02 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>
 (as of 17 Aug 2005, 10:45PM)



1. Don’t fall in love but if you have to, love someone you can bentahose.


2. Don’t alligate yourself when you are already alligated.


3. Don’t pusok too much. It may result in heart attack or Carmi Martin.


4. Always do the Kepi. Life is fun when lived in denial.


5. Kung may unos, maghanda ng lasagna.


6. If overcome by stupidity, point all fingers at somebody else.


7. Live the spurtaneous moments now.


8. There are times to Ayn Dimaya and times to Maolen Fadul and times to Richard Bolisay.


9. The art of killing ipises can be applied... (more)</description>
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      <title>WHAT BEBS WOULD DO FOR LOVE</title>
      <link>http://upcinema.blogdrive.com/archive/4.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 19:14:11 GMT</pubDate>
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I’m not capable of loving. Shet.
I will KK so famine will not come.
I will record songs we love and record it and give it to him. Torture.
I will put my dila in the middle of #3 electric fan. Of course, that after he puts his dila also.
I will go to where he is anytime he asks me to. Provided, he pays for the taxi, jeep, tricycle or treatment for my varicose veins.
I will make an MTV of our fave song and give it to him after the breakup.
Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Forever. 
Utang from him everytime I’m famine.
Defy. Defy. Defy. Defy. Defy my defiance.
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss... (more)</description>
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      <title>DAHIL PUSOK KAMI SA MGA IPIS</title>
      <link>http://upcinema.blogdrive.com/archive/3.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2005 17:32:25 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>How to Torture an Ipis by Pam 
 
Pour Green Cross alcohol.
Get encyclopedia and drop it right on the target. Make sure it finds itself in a very AWKWARD situation where it will render itself confused, disturbed, and a bit in a vertigo state.
Make sure when it flies, you have an alcohol with you and swish it to make it pilay. 
 
--
 
Vince’s way 
I like to flip it over with my slipper and when it’s in an AWKWARD situation, I pour alcohol on it. The ipis twitches until it dies. Also, you can use liquid soap, toothpaste, or shampoo. Oh yes, also Joy TM dishwashing liquid!
 
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... (more)</description>
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      <title>5 THINGS CINEMASTERS WOULD LIKE TO DO BEFORE THEY DIE</title>
      <link>http://upcinema.blogdrive.com/archive/2.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2005 17:31:21 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>
Icang:
1) bungee jump
2) go to Switzerland
3) take a picture with penguins and polar bears
4) play the drums!!!
5) a DATE with Brandon Boyd!!!
 
Ayn:
1) live in France for a year
2) make Dead Stars into a film
3) meet Sofia Coppola
4) learn to play the cello
5) watch The Phantom of the Opera in Broadway
 
Reen:
1) draw, produce, write, direct and animate Return to Oblivion with Rye
2) screw her brains out with a spanking hot guy OR find the love of her life and have four children (with the love of her life ha!)
3) live in JAPAN! Even just for vacation my golly!
4) travel... (more)</description>
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      <title>The UP CINEMA Dictionary, 1st edition 2005</title>
      <link>http://upcinema.blogdrive.com/archive/1.html</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2005 18:16:31 GMT</pubDate>
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Idioms 

1) Gavina, Spurtaneous-lactose - Dohna
2) Peks, Lyle thesis – Irene
3) Pugad Nep, Patabaing Baboy – Nep
4) Kulot – Glenn
5) Shitzu, Vibrato – Leo (Sheets for short)
6) Joyce Quadro – Joyce Rojo
7) Halaman, Plant, Kaktus – Tez (can also be called by names of other non-living organisms)
8) The Emancipation of Mimay – Mimay
9) Stacie, Mole-lat, Megamole – Tonette 
10) Monikantot, Galviii – Icang
11) Myk Mesha, Puss in Boots – Mike Mesia
12) Rica, Frida, Alipin – Rex
13) Kojo – Maikel Cardoz
14) names of mothers or fathers substituting for first names of Cinemasters,... (more)</description>
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