1. Don’t fall in love but if you have to, love someone you can bentahose.

2. Don’t alligate yourself when you are already alligated.

3. Don’t pusok too much. It may result in heart attack or Carmi Martin.

4. Always do the Kepi. Life is fun when lived in denial.

5. Kung may unos, maghanda ng lasagna.

6. If overcome by stupidity, point all fingers at somebody else.

7. Live the spurtaneous moments now.

8. There are times to Ayn Dimaya and times to Maolen Fadul and times to Richard Bolisay.

9. The art of killing ipises can be applied to many things in life.

10. Move on.